In chains and darkness, wherefore should I stay, And mourn in prison, while I keep the key.

I talk to myself everyone once in a while. Give myself very good advice. Sometimes I even take it.

One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.

I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake

Ma petite is not a subtle woman. Unless you say it, she will not understand it.

Hatred makes us all ugly.

If I went in the cage, I was going to end up eaten alive. That was actually one of my top five ways not to die.