Knock your bad self out.
Once upon a time wasn't as long ago as it used to be.
Nothing turns to hate so bitter as what once was love.
People go away and they don't come back.
There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.
It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.