All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Death is the last intimate thing we ever do.

How do you introduce boyfriend C to boyfriend A after boyfriend A has been such a good sport, of late, about boyfriend B, who is no longer in the picture?

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

There are things that can harm a lot more than physically.

Still it might be nice, once in a while, not to have to choose between evils. Just once, couldn't I choose the lesser good?

I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.