There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

Be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Therapy can get you only so far with exorcising your childhood nightmares; after that it's willpower, and you, and people you can trust to hold your hand along the way.

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied.

I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.