There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

Sex is like crying, it does look pretty if you really do it

Nill illigitamus carborundum

She doesn't understand what she's asking, Jean-Claude said. No, but she asks, and if we do not do it, we will always wonder. I would rather thy and fail than regret having never tried at all.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.

If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.