Power makes you a monarch, and all the fancy robes in the world won't do the job without it.

Because all bad little vampires see me in the end

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect

You lie like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth, Edward." He smiled. "I don't lie to you." "Really," I said. The smile became a grin. "Okay, not most of the time, anymore." His face sobered. "I'm not lying now.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Guarantees are for major appliances, not for murder.