Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict.

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Love, whether it's friendship or more, is like a cup. It fills up drop by drop, until one last drop and the cup is full. The liquid hangs there almost above the rim, hangs there on surface tension alone and you know that one more drop and it will spill over.

I've been writing stories since I was 12. 'Writer's Digest' was one of my writing teachers, actually.

Larry is back in town...The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.

I worry that when you start quoting Machiavelli to justify your actions, you have ceased to be one of the good guys. No, quoting Nietzsche does that. Machiavelli is just cool.

What is love? Sometimes it's just letting yourself be who and what you are, and letting the person you're supposed to love be who and what he is too. Or maybe what and who they are.