The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.

You take insult where none is intended, but if you will find insult where none is meant, then perhaps I should try harder to insult on purpose.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

Maybe you’re not willing to give up a lover who’s colder than you are.

When crime busting is easier than your personal life, something has gone seriously wrong.

So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.

I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said.