Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you and know, absolutely know, that the sound in the dark is a monster, and it really is as bad as you think. Did that sound hopeless? It didn't feel hopeless. It felt reassuring. It felt - real.

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.

We are not created equal in talent. But the place where we are least equal is the heart. You can work at a talent, take lessons, but love, love either works or it doesn't. You love someone or you don't. You can't change it. You can't undo it.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.