Since you won't give me your names I'll call you Thing One and Thing Two.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.

Important safety tip - never look a vampire in the eye.

Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward

Larry had brought me blue jeans, a red polo shirt, jogging socks, my white Nikes, an extra cross from my suitcase, the silver knives, the Firestar complete with inner pants holster, and the Browning and its shoulder holster. He'd forgotten a bra, but hey, except for that it was perfect.