It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple.

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

Everyone spends their lives trying to balance their world between good and evil.

If you’re alive, don’t move, if you’re dead, don’t worry about it.

I'm more influenced by my own interests than anyone else's. Writers have to entertain themselves, or they can't entertain anyone else

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.

We're making a list." "And checking it twice." Edward shook his head.