Lust has less logic than love, sometimes, but it's easier to fight.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

I wasn't like most girls.

I got out my jar of ointment. I knew animators who had special containers for the ointment. Crockery, hand-blown glass, mystical symbols carved into the sides. I used an old Mason jar that had once held Grandma Blake's green beans. Larry fished out a peanut butter jar with the label still on it. Extra-crunchy. Yum-Yum.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.