Oh, I'll enjoy myself. I want to make sure you enjoy yourself." "Why?" I said. "If you enjoy yourself, then there's a better chance you'll want to be with me again.

Once upon a time wasn't as long ago as it used to be.

It's good not to be the only girl in the fight for once.

Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven't ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.

Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.

No name-calling truly bites deep unless, in some dark part of us, we believe it. If we are confident enough then it is just noise.