Never argue when you're winning.

I wasn't crying, my eyes were running. My eyes were running because there were pieces of zombies all over my toys. Jesus.

If your life works, and you work in it, then it’s okay, whatever is happening is okay.

Fear will keep you alive; indifference won't.

If people would write exactly what I wanted to read I wouldn't feel so compelled to write myself

If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.

Oui , but if all the men in your life are happy, you are happier, and it makes my life easier." - Jean-Claude