If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

Sometimes it would be nice not to have to do my best. Sometimes it would just be nice not to have a crisis to deal with. - Anita Blake

We're making a list." "And checking it twice." Edward shook his head.

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

Everyone wants to grow up to be a faerie princess. Trust me, It's overrated

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.