If you keep a gun in your purse, you get killed, because no woman can find anything in her purse in under twelve minutes. It's a rule.

True love means you love the real person, not an ideal that you have in your head and superimpose over them. That's illusion and lies to me.

I think like a detective.

Every relationship is messed up. What makes it really perfect is if you still want to be there when things suck.

I’d learned a long time ago that you can’t prove a negative. You can prove that you did something, but it’s the devil to prove you didn’t do something.

It would be nice if you’d stop almost killing me because you don’t want to screw other peo­ple.

The rule is that if they have a weapon and want to take you someplace else, it is so they can kill you slower--Peter