Nothing turns to hate so bitter as what once was love.

What does it mean when the monsters are so afraid of you that you make them cry? That maybe monster depends on which end of the gun your on, or that I was just that good at my job.

I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.

What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.

I am the Executioner. Murder someone in my town, and I’m the one that you get to see. Once.

Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.

Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me.