Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.

When in doubt, ignore and be horribly unimpressed

The heart wants what it wants, Dolp. You don't plan on making your life complicated, it just happens,and you don"t do it on purpose, and you don't do it to hurt people who love you. It just turns out that way sometimes.

He's not going to shoot us in the back by accident, is he?" Deputy Coltrain asked. I smiled, not sweetly. "He promised not to.

Nothing cuts deeper than when another person says exactly what you're afraid to say out loud.