Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

It was an hour before dawn. When all the Whos down in Whoville were asnooze in their beds without care. Sorry, wrong book. If I get to stay awake until dawn, I get just a tad slaphappy.

I think that my vampires in general were influenced by my being allowed to watch the Hammer vampire films. Vampire Circus, also shown as Circus of Fear, was one of those movies

Methinks we have a clue. Be still, my heart.

A flower may be beautiful all on its own, but a person is never truly beautiful unless someone's eyes show him that he is beautiful.

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.