Sometimes you fight what you are, and sometimes you give in to it. And some nights you just don’t want to fight yourself anymore, so you pick someone else to fight.

I hated missing the end of anything. I was always convinced that the bit I'd miss would be the best part.

What is it about her that is so goddamned special?

Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

I'm more influenced by my own interests than anyone else's. Writers have to entertain themselves, or they can't entertain anyone else

I give good advice. I do not always take it.

I know who and what I am. I am the Executioner, and I don't date vampires. I kill them.