Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't.

I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit.

When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not.

Who hit you?" "Why, so you can go beat him up?" "One of the fringe benefits of being my human servant is my protection." "I don't need your protection, Jean-Claude." "He hurt you." "And I shoved a gun into his groin and made him tell me everything he knew," I said.

Richard was a riddle with no answer, and I was tired of playing a game I couldn't win.

There are some things more important than physical survival. You gotta be able to look at yourself in the mirror.

And your excuse?' I asked. 'I'm a sociopath; I don't have to be nice,' Nicky said. I gave him a look. 'You're mad at him.I can feel it; which means I really don't have to be nice to him.' 'I thought you were friends.' 'What part of sociopath didn't you understand?' he asked.