When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not.

I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.

I want a kiss to be so believable it gives the reader shivers.

You should hit him in the face with frying pans more often," Said Rhys "he seems to like it

It was an hour before dawn. When all the Whos down in Whoville were asnooze in their beds without care. Sorry, wrong book. If I get to stay awake until dawn, I get just a tad slaphappy.

I wanted to wipe the grin off his face with a fist. I resisted the urge. Who says I have no self-control?

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.