When you spend all your time worrying that the devil is right behind you, eventually you start seeing him whether he's there or not.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

If you can't impress yourself, then no one else really matters.

Sometimes the monsters are real, Anita. Sometimes they’re real and the only way to defeat them is to be the bigger monster.' - Chang Bibi to Anita

You awful hard to kill, Anita.' 'There's a first time, Luther, and that's all it takes.

You are an abomination before God. Jesus loves you too, I said smiling.

Love is too precious to be ashamed of.