...you don't need ghosts to be haunted. Memory does that just fine without any supernatural help at all.

Why is it that most things you might willingly do under other circumstances become distasteful when you have no choice?

I am the Executioner. Murder someone in my town, and I’m the one that you get to see. Once.

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.

Most hatred is based on fear, one way or another.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.