They be crazier than we are.

Giving up something that no longer serves a purpose, or protects you, or helps you, isn’t giving up at all, it’s growing up.

Remember the three rules of vampire hunting. One: Never, ever look them in the eyes. Two: Never, ever give up your cross. Three: Aim for the head and heart. Even with silver ammo, it won't be a killing blow anywhere else." I felt like a kindergarten teacher sending her kiddies off to a hostile playground. "Don't panic if you get bitten. The bite can be cleansed. As long as they don't mesmerize you with their eyes, you can still fight.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.

Some issues stay fresh every time you open them up. It's like evil magical Tupperware -- it stays fresh forever.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

And the moment you care that much, a man has you. He owns a little piece of your soul, and he can beat you to death with it.