one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.

One of my favorite things about hanging out with the monsters is the healing. Straight humans seemed to get killed on me a lot. Monsters survived. Let's hear it for the monsters.

No, death hadn't changed [Willie] much. But just in case, I avoided looking directly into his eyes. It was standard policy for dealing with vampires. He was a slime bucket, but now he was an undead slime bucket.

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.