one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.

Is it better to outmonster the monsters or to be quietly devoured?

No. But then the American Government--whatever branch--has never really grasped the concept of tribal identity.

The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake

I spent the next fifteen minutes convincing a crying werewolf that I wasn’t going to hurt her. My life was getting too strange, even for me.

Some moments are perfect, and then someone comes along and f*cks it up. Ain't it always the way.

Mercy will get you killed, but sometimes it's all that makes us human.