There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

There is some comfort in killing that which has hurt you, but it is cold comfort. It'll destroy things inside of you that the original pain wouldn't have harmed. Sometimes it's not a question of whether a piece of your soul is going to go missing, only which piece it's going to be.

I know that look, Blake. You are a drowning woman, and the only way out is down the aisle.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

When God ignores you, the devil starts looking good.

Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.

There are things that can harm a lot more than physically.