There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

He ordered food with a childlike glee and watched me eat, tasting it as I did. In private he'd roll on his back like a cat, hands pressed to his mouth as if trying to drain every taste. It was the only thing he did that was cute. He was gorgeous, sensual, but rarely cute. - Anita Blake about Jean-Claude

I just love dealing with people whose idea of sometimes is every thousand years,” I said.

Death cures all ills. Well, most of them.

Illusion is sometimes all that keeps us sane." - Anita

I didn't want to understand. Bert had been thrilled that the police wanted to put me on retainer. He told me I would gain valuable experience working with the police. All I had gained so far was a wider variety of nightmares.

Sometimes the greatest wounds are the ones we try the hardest not to inflict.