You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off.

Can the sarcasm,' he said. 'Please, I always use fresh sarcasm, never canned.

There had to be a circle of Hell where you were eternally fourteen, eternally in junior high. One of the lower circles.

Who hit you?" "Why, so you can go beat him up?" "One of the fringe benefits of being my human servant is my protection." "I don't need your protection, Jean-Claude." "He hurt you." "And I shoved a gun into his groin and made him tell me everything he knew," I said.

There are a thousand ways to hurt someone you love that have nothing to do with physical violence.

All men love to talk about themselves, even the ones who are completely buggers.

It has been my experience that women tell more intimate details to their friends than men do. Men may brag more, but women will talk the nitty-gritty and share the experience more.