You look wonderful", Jason said. "No compliments, Jason. I'm uncomfortable enough in the lingerie." "Then by all means take it off.

Questions are great, but only if you know the answers. If you ask questions and the answers surprise you, you look silly.

Assuming the worst was always safer. And usually truer.

Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.

There is some comfort in killing that which has hurt you, but it is cold comfort. It'll destroy things inside of you that the original pain wouldn't have harmed. Sometimes it's not a question of whether a piece of your soul is going to go missing, only which piece it's going to be.

What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in New Orleans, goes home with you.

If I wasn't dead already, I'd said I was having a heart attack.