Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

Neither love nor evil conquers all, but evil cheats more.

Who would have ever thought I'd be afraid of a zombie, any kind of zombie? Nicely ironic that.

Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.

His parting shot to me had been, "I don't want to love someone who is more at home with the monsters than I am." What do you say to that? What can you say? Damned if I know. They say love conquers everything. They lie.

My boyfriends are all more romantic than I am, and so are my lovers.

The Greeks believed that once there were no male and female, that all souls were one. Then the souls were torn apart, male and female. The Greeks thought that when you found the other half of your soul, your soul mate, that it would be your perfect lover But I think if you find your other half, you would be too much alike to be lovers, but you would still be soul mates.