Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

If I'd been easily discouraged, I could have been a one-hit wonder

You did not bring down two of the royal guard in an unceremonious heap because the woman in the middle tripped.

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

Edward smiled, I smiled, even Bernardo smiled. Olaf just looked sinister.