If you love someone, truly love them, you should never cause them pain. Never fill their eyes with something so close to grief.

I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you've been mean to someone, they won't believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it's time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?" "I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said. "I rest my case.

There are only two things you can do when you're dressed like Barbie Does Bondage; you can be embarrassed or you can be aggressive. Guess what my choice was.

Pity is an emotion that can get you killed. The only thing more dangerous is blind hate, and maybe love.

If I let you get killed, the other body guards will make fun of me.