I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.

I don't want him hurt because he got out of hand with me." "Yet you would have shot him." I shrugged. "I never said I was consistent, just serious.

Everything I needed was in my car, even the chickens

Never criticize, unless you can do a better job.

Hope will lie to you, but lust is what it is; it never lies.

Death is the last intimate thing we ever do.