I sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.

You awful hard to kill, Anita.' 'There's a first time, Luther, and that's all it takes.

Compromise is an imperfect act.

Some people just don't seem to understand the concept of fiction. It is fiction; it ain't true, folks

Sometimes it's not the optimist you need, but another pessimist to walk beside you.

Only love of a good woman will make a man question every choice, every action. Only love makes a warrior hesitate for fear that his lady will find him cruel. Only love makes a man both the best he will ever be, and the weakest. Sometimes all in the same moment. -Wicked

a pink taffeta evening gown. It looked like it had run away from a junior high prom... The dress looked like a petunia on steroids to me.