I am not a morning person.

When you apologize, try not to smile at the same time. It ruins the effect

Pretend I asked, now answer the question.

When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.

I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake

We aren't the good guys, Anita. We're the necessary guys. -Edward

You can't save everybody. In fact, there are days when I think you can't save anyone. Each person has to save himself first, then you can move in and help. I have found this philosophy does not work during a gun battle, or a knife fight either. Outside of that it works just fine.