I am not a morning person.

Nothing is certain, ma petite, not even death." - Jean-Claude

If you can't impress yourself, then no one else really matters.

I know the universe has a sense of irony, and sometimes you get reminded just how sadistic that can be.

Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me.

The rich and powerful always seem to prefer the tops of buildings. Hasn't anyone ever explained to them that higher just means you have farther to fall? -- Anita Blake

Hesitation will get you killed.