When you dance with the devil, it might as well be a devil who can give you your own corner of hell to rule.

Anything under size five isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Goddess” he said. Her voice floated to us. Yes, Child.” Will I see you again?” Just her voice now, young and old at the same time. “In the face of every woman you meet

I tended to be hard on the egos of a certain kind of men. The ones who normally swept women off their feet had never moved me much, because I'd always felt that if they swept me off my feet they'd practiced on a lot of women before me, and would practice more with women after me. I'd rarely been wrong on that. ~Anita Blake

A little boy who's discovered the monster under the bed is actually real, and it's screwing Mommy.

I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit.

One of my rules is never explain. A writer is a lot like a magician, if you explain how the trick works then a lot of the magic turns mundane.