What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.

The truth may not set you free, but used carefully, it can confuse the hell out of your enemies.

Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.

I should not have to flirt with someone while I'm trying to threaten someone else with a gun; it was too hard to do both.

I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time

People go away and they don't come back.

He's not going to shoot us in the back by accident, is he?" Deputy Coltrain asked. I smiled, not sweetly. "He promised not to.