A woman will forget that a man is male, if they are good enough friends, but men rarely forget that a woman is feminine.

He didn't look the least bit tired. A morning person, even after no sleep at all. It was disgusting.

What's your name?" Donald." Hi, Donald, missed you at the wienie roast.

Give a truly good person power, and they’re still a good person. Give a bad person power, and they’re still a bad person. The question is always about the person in between. The one that isn’t evil, or good, but just ordinary. You don’t always know what an ordinary person is like on the inside.

If the only tool you have is a hammer, all your problems begin to look like nails. - Abraham Maslow

one of the good things about being a woman is that my level of testosterone poisoning is lower than most men's.

I am sincere, ma petite, even when I lie.