When you make a solemn promise to a friend, it ain't right to go back on it. No. Never let your friend down, never break a trust, and when you give your word, never go back on it. -Sheriff Andy Taylor

They're not chicks. They're ducks.

One: Don't play leapfrog with elephants. Two: Don't pet a tiger unless his tail is wagging. Three: Never, ever, mess with the Ladies Auxiliary. -Mayberry Rules for a Long, Happy Life

Also, as an author, character has always been what I'm most interested in - much more so than plot or setting, although those are good things too.

You know it’s them books what make you talk funny.

I was just teasing," I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.

If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.