When you make a solemn promise to a friend, it ain't right to go back on it. No. Never let your friend down, never break a trust, and when you give your word, never go back on it. -Sheriff Andy Taylor

Curse false-hand-holding boys!

Kids are smart. Knowledge is power. Let them figure things out. Don't turn into that grown-up who they won't come to.

Three hot chicks for three hot chicks." "THEY'RE NOT CHICKS! THEY'RE DUCKS!

Hey. What is it that famous person said? 'It'll all work out in the end, and if it doesn't, that means it's not the end yet'?

I was just teasing," I say. "I myself don't like to eat plain butter, but hey, it's a free world.

Sometimes when we forget to do things for others, it's because we're too wrapped up in our own problems.