The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an ice-cream cone, or stick your tongue out to catch a snowflake. You just don't know.

The whole point of growing up is learning to stay on the laughing side.

This is what I want. This is the only thing I've ever wanted. Everything else—every single second of every single day that has come before this very moment, this kiss—has meant nothing.

I’m sorry for everything.” Then he turns and pushes back into the woods, and he’s gone.

you have to understand. i wasn't just thinking of me. i was thinking of her, too.

That's what Zombieland is: frozen, calm, quiet.

When he speaks again, I can tell that he's smiling. "So I guess we saved each other.