If you're a young artist, wondering what to call yourself, consider 'multimedia artist.' It's so vague. Then, no one can say, 'Hey, how come you're a jazz person, and you're making a pop opera?

The right to carry a gun has nothing to do with the rights of other people.

My secret dream is to write an epic poem. That's probably the most pretentious thing I've said.

I'm one of the first Americans who wasn't a torturer or an interrogator.

Paradise Is exactly like Where you are right now Only much much Better.

When love is gone, there's always justice. And when justice is gone, there's always force. And when force is gone, there's always Mom. Hi, Mom!

Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like, "Yes, we get to go somewhere!" Go somewhere faster, with their head out the window, and their ears, like, "Yes! Yes!"