What happens when you're in a crash is you join a crash club, and you talk endlessly about your crash because you don't want to bore your friends with it. And they've heard about the crash so many times.

I genuinely have never been in an audience where most people want that person to fail. I've never been in an audience like that, and I've never seen it as a performer. Only in my dreams, in which case they are always throwing tomatoes and going, "This is the most boring thing I've ever seen."

Being an artist is a totally godlike thing to do - and I have a god complex.

I'm an average enough person to point to the things I've gotten to see that are awe-inspiring.

At the School of Visual Arts in New York, you can get your degree in Net art, which is really a fantastic way of thinking of theater in new ways.

Art is about paying attention.

People are really suffering these days. There's a lot of corporate triumph and a lot of personal despair as they wonder what are they working for.