I am a New Yorker, one; I'm an artist, two; I'm a woman, three.
I'm a real workaholic.
Shining in the midnight moonlight, while the King sings love me tender.
You can do great things with low-tech stuff.
Dogs don't just like us, they love us, and they admire us. The big reason they admire us is we invented cars. They're like, "Yes, we get to go somewhere!" Go somewhere faster, with their head out the window, and their ears, like, "Yes! Yes!"
Some friends of mine work in an office. They were getting really nervous from their coffee breaks, so they started to have wig breaks. They tried on wigs for 15 minutes. They found this relaxing. So that's Wig Therapy.