I will never eat fish eyeballs, and I do not want to taste anything commonly kept as a house pet, but otherwise I am a cinch to feed.
When I was alone, I lived on eggplant, the stove top cook's strongest ally.
Unlike some people, who love to go out, I love to stay home.
And, for an unsurpassed double whammy, there is talking about eating while you are eating with friends.
Friendship is not possible between two women one of whom is very well dressed.
I come from a coffee-loving family, and you can always tell when my sister and I have been around, because both of us collect all the dead coffee from everyone's morning cup, pour it over ice, and drink it. This is a disgusting habit.