Asking me why I did or didn't do anything is generally pointless. How do I know? And asking me what I'll do in the future is even less rewarding.

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.

Serendipity. Look for something, find something else, and realize that what you've found is more suited to your needs than what you thought you were looking for.

I don't plan an awful lot in life just as I don't plan an awful lot in my fiction.

If you build a better mousetrap, Nature will build a better mouse.

Every year there's a few more things I'm not sure of. I've decided that a wide-ranging uncertainty is the mark of the true maturity of man.