I don't know about the rest of the country but in New York more people have learned anonymity from rent control than ever discovered it in a twelve-step program.

It's the easiest thing in the world to know God's will. You just wait and see what happens, and that's it.

I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat.

Dangerous thing, giving humanity the knowledge of good and evil. And the capacity to make the wrong choice more often than not.

As a friend of mine, herself a writer, says, 'People who spend the most meaningful hours of their lives in the exclusive company of imaginary people are apt to be a little strange'

Man, I so sick of dinosaurs. They wasn't extinct, I'd go out an' kill 'em myself.

Our happiest moments as tourists always seem to come when we stumble upon one thing while in pursuit of something else.