My mother told me to raise my kids with calculated neglect. They get their self-worth from doing what they can do and not having everything done for them.

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received.

It's actually shocking to me how hard it's been to get back into the movie business.

I love really crappy carnivals, where you think the ride is going to break. There's something so seedy about them.

Howard the Duck!' That's a really interesting movie. I appreciate my career, because I've had a lot of very interesting ups and downs, and most people... That movie is such a famous flop. In a land of a lot of flops, it's kind of awesome to be in a really famous flop. I mean, it's kind of a poster child for flops.

I only grow hair in places that men like.

The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying.