What do I miss about the UK? Sadly, almost nothing. Maybe the midnight sun, in June in the north. That's all.

Plan A is to hitch a ride out of here. But if they want a war, then plan B is to win it.

It's a kind of zen question: if you write a book and no one reads it, is it really a book?

Printing currency for foreigners to buy is the best racket a government can get into.

I love Italian food but that's too generic a term for what's available now: you have to narrow it down to Tuscan, Sicilian, and so on.

Hope for the best, plan for the worst.

Now they broke my toothbrush, I don't own anything.