If you make believe that ten guys in pin-striped suits are back in a kindergarten class playing with building blocks, you'll get a rough picture of what life in a corporation is like.

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.

I was good friends with Frank Sinatra, I heard Steve Kaufman painting his portrait, so I asked Steve to paint my portrait.

MBAs know everything but understand nothing.

I've got to get stop getting fired like this. People will start to think I'm a drifter.

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.

In the old days, if a neighbors apples fell into your yard, you worked it out over the back fence or picked them up and made pies. Today, you sue.