I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

When I first signed with the Yankees, the regulars wouldn't talk to you until you were with the team three or four years. Nowadays the rookies get $100,000 to sign and they don't talk to the regulars.

I'd rather be lucky than good

He's in a rut. Gehringer goes two for five on opening day and stays that way all season.

When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

One rule I had was make your best pitch and back up third base. That relay might get away and you've got another shot at him.

I don't want to throw him nothing. Maybe he'll just get tired of waiting and leave.