I never had a bad night in my life, but I've had a few bad mornings.
Only triple I ever got.
It's better to be lucky than good.
I don't know. I've never been on second before.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"