The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield.

I talked to the ball a lot of times in my career. I yelled, "Go foul. Go foul."

When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

Only triple I ever got.

I was the worst hitter ever. I never even broke a bat until last year when I was backing out of the garage.

Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.