You just can't imagine the kind of guy he was without seeing him play. He was a circus, a play, a movie, all rolled into one.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Only triple I ever got.

When Neil Armstrong first set foot on the moon, he and all the space scientists were puzzled by an unidentifiable white object. I knew immediately what it was. That was a home run ball hit off me in 1933 by Jimmie Foxx.

He knew he was Joe DiMaggio, and he knew what that meant to the country.

I'd rather not throw the ball at all.

I don't want to throw him nothing. Maybe he'll just get tired of waiting and leave.