I'd rather be lucky than good
I'm something like the old soak who never knew whether his wife told him to take one drink and come home at 12, or take 12 and come home at one.
I'd rather not throw the ball at all.
I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.
I never had a bad night in my life, but I've had a few bad mornings.
Hell, Lou (Gehrig) it took fifteen years to get you out of a game. Sometimes I'm out in fifteen minutes.