In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.

Writers are frequently asked why they wrote their first book. A more interesting answer might come from asking them why they wrote their second one.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?

I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.

When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war.

Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road.