In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?

Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.

Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road.

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.

Progress is man's indifference to the lessons of history.

When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war.