Whatever path you take, there is a league of bad road.

I store away my experiences and don't feel really happy until I've found a way to write about them.

Do you ever make silly mistakes? It is one of my very few creative activities.

In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well.

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

The factory workers say that it's impossible to do anything right. If you arrive five minutes early you are a saboteur; if you arrive five minutes late you are betraying socialism; if you arrive on time they say, Where did you get the watch?

Anyone can write one book: even politicians do it. Starting a second book reveals an intention to be a professional writer.