I always think of a show like a plant - a little pruning now and then keeps it healthy, but you shouldn't pull it out and chop the roots up.

I'm a technophobe. I can't crack the iPhone, and the extent of my multitasking is being able to talk while I make a drink.

Your money is like your willy, it only grows if you play with it

The thing with children is they're a bit like baking a fruitcake: you throw all the ingredients in but you never know how they're going to turn out.

There are no gentlemen in anything competitive - you want to win.

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.