I have to take my shoes off, you guys.

I love what I do, I love every minute of it.

I would go to work from 9 to 6, go home, nap for two hours, then write from 8 to 2 a.m.

The people accusing me of being productive don't know how hard it is for me to just bend my elbow sometimes.

I am comforted by the fact that I find a real range of female bodies beautiful, and I hope that other people do too. And even if they don't find it beautiful I hope they're just glad that something like it is happening on TV.

Not to speak for Jason [Benjamin], but he's a straight married dude with two kids.

I would be a horrible girlfriend at this point in my life, because I’m both needy and unavailable.